Domination and Some Chicken
I hate to resort to old jokes or a Burger King ad to fill my blog, but I know there are at least a few of you out there who haven't yet experienced the perverse and idiotic pleasures of Subservient Chicken.
Go ahead, dominate him. He wants it.
I just told him to eat me, then I told him to get jiggy with it. He complied with both orders, sort of. (Okay, okay, "comply" might not be the right word for what he did.) If you find any particularly funny ways to order the chicken around, please post them here.