Domination and Some Chicken
I hate to resort to old jokes or a Burger King ad to fill my blog, but I know there are at least a few of you out there who haven't yet experienced the perverse and idiotic pleasures of Subservient Chicken.
Go ahead, dominate him. He wants it.
I just told him to eat me, then I told him to get jiggy with it. He complied with both orders, sort of. (Okay, okay, "comply" might not be the right word for what he did.) If you find any particularly funny ways to order the chicken around, please post them here.
posted by Jamie Sobrato @ 1:59 PM
13 Comments:
Hey, I typed in "Vice President Cheney wants it his way" and the chicken bent over and showed the camera his ass! Then he proceeded to plop down on the floor, (still with his butt feathers to the camera) and lewdly rolled around on his belly for awhile, as if he was getting some sort of modest satisfaction from his contact with the wall to wall carpeting. I personally think the chicken was too nice, but what does this say about our fine VP?
I'm speechless.
Um. I went to the website but was so frightened by it that I couldn't bring myself to type anything in. What a chicken. (Ha! Ha! No pun intended...)
The baby is here!! He was born Saturday, April 29, just 3 days after his mommy's birthday. His name is Ethan, and he is precious. :-)
Congratulations, Melissa! That's two days after my son's birthday. I am do glad you and the baby are doing well.
How can you two not be seduced by the lurid appeal of the chicken? The bad porn set? The GARTER BELT? The power of having a guy dressed in a chicken suit at your command...
I don't know what that carpet rolling routine says about Dick Cheney, but I love how the chicken won't respond to any overtly lewd commands and forces you to get all creative about how you tell him to do dirty stuff.
Modestly enjoying the carpet? THAT's lewd!
"I am do glad you and the baby are doing well. "
Err, that was supposed to read "SO glad."
Congrat's Melissa! My daughter's an April baby too, and very mellow. I'm sending happy thoughts your way so you'll have a mellow April baby also.
Okay, after ingesting two glasses of very fine Pinot Grigio, I commanded the chicken to my will. I told him to:
(1) be a duck.
This was fairly entertaining. I recommend it for the fatally bored.
(2) do the hokey pokey.
This confused me. He seemed to think a quick circle of his porn pad was sufficient, but I don't know if he was just insane or pacifying me. What do you think?
Nat
Oh Nat. I knew you were secretly kinky, but I had no idea the depths of your depravity. Be a duck? You shock me. :-)
I told him to scratch his butt. He did! Whattachicken!
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