A Naked Birthday
The Naked Page is officially one year old now, so I suppose I should break out the birthday cake and candles or something. I should be getting all nostalgiac and stuff, right? I mean, just one year ago, I was a blog virgin, and you, dear readers, had not yet been assaulted by my incessant barrage of dildo jokes.
So as I look back on this first year here at The Naked Page-the realm of the perpetual birthday suit--I am astounded, and amazed, and shocked...that I could spend so much time saying so very little.
In honor of this momentous date, let's all pick out our favorite moment of the past blogging year. Mine is most definitely when we crossed the panty line of propriety and never looked back...it happened some time during the great panty wars of fall 2005.
posted by Jamie Sobrato @ 5:01 PM
12 Comments:
Can you make this question multiple-choice or something?? It would be impossible to go back and read all the old stuff, although that pogo-stick dildo continues to stand out in my mind...
It's been a fun year. The blog is like a second home now. And not just because none of us have any qualms about discussing our favorite underwear--and that of our husbands, if I remember correctly. ;-)
My favourite moment is when you gushed about how wonderful I am.
Wait, did that happen?
Cindy
Melissa, If I made it multiple choice, then that would mean I would have to do the work of combing the archives, and clearly that's what I was avoiding at all costs.
I believe the pogo stick dildo is a perfectly fine choice.
And I'm so glad this has become your second home. I promise to clean it up soon, make it a suitable place for guests and other humans to inhabit...no really!
Cindy, I believe I may have gushed about you once or twice, and I swear I had no ulterior motives, none at all.
Definitely the Jaded Shaft- I'm still waiting for the movie.
Ooh I forgot about that! See, there was just too much good stuff going on around here. LOL
Well, Happy First Birthday and all. I learned so much about dildos from you girls, I now have a high Sex Quotient. Or higher. Hmm. Let me get back to you on that.
I might suggest the six inch sirloin, but what kind of person nominates their own faux pas as the best moment on a blog?
Yeah, gotta go for the jaded shaft, totally.
Hey, speaking of birthdays, tomorrow's mine! :-) But I won't be naked, because I'm having a baby in 3 days and that ain't a pretty picture...
Happy Birthday, Melissa!
Is it a scheduled birth? I mean, it must be if you know the exact date. . .
A new baby is the coolest thing ever, though I don't envy you since my "old" baby is combing my hair with a crayon and squealing into my ear. But she does sleep through the night!
Ah, babies. . .
If you want advice on the coolest strollers, diaper bags, and general baby stuff ask Jamie, she knows as much about diaper bags as she does about panties. . .
Thanks Bethany! :-) Yep, it's a repeat cesarean. I have a 2 1/2 year old boy, so I'm pretty well-versed in diaper bags and general insanity...
Happy Birthday Melissa! I'm sorry I didn't say it sooner.(Jeez, I know my life has gone insane when I stop checking my own blog...)
And good luck with that C-section. Bethany's right, I have a bizarre fixation on baby products, especially strollers and diaper bags. Sadly (or is it happily?) I'm about to pass out of the phase of life and am about to sell my Peg Perego Venezia on Ebay.
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