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11.07.2005

Opinionate Me

A friend (yeah you, Cindy) made a comment that she finds really opinionated blogs interesting. That made me wonder, am I opinionated enough? Maybe not. So today I will work on having some strong opinions--maybe even controversial ones.

Controversial Opinion #1: Rock and Roll is for people who can't dance.

Controversial Opinion #2: Thong underwear are more comfortable than regular ass-covering ones.

Controversial Opinion #3: People who block the left lane should have to sport embarrassing bumper stickers on their cars that say things like "I don't know how to drive--and it shows!"

Controversial Opinion #4: Will and Grace is a really lame TV show.

Controversial Opinion #5: Brad Pitt is no longer sexy since he cheated on Jennifer.

Whew. Was that controversial enough? Probably not. I can't even think of anything good to be controversial about. (Though I do expect to get some angry letters over the thong comment...I say, if you don't like thongs, go commando! Panty lines are just WRONG.)

18 Comments:

At 9:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are so bad. I find *some* opinionated blogs interesting. Others I just find a pain in the ass.

I agree with you about Pitt. Unfortunatey, that doesn't stop the hero in my WIP resembling him...but in his JENNIFER days, so I'm safe.

And I LOVE Will and Grace! You are so out of it, Jamie. How's that for controversy?

Cindy

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger Jamie Sobrato said...

Well, I can imagine why YOU love Will and Grace, but normal human beings... :-P

 
At 3:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pitt = definitely NOT sexy. That goes for Tom Cruise, too...

Never watched Will and Grace, but I LOVE thongs--and some brilliant soul did invent the maternity thong, which I plan to utilize to the fullest extent. :-)

 
At 4:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jamie, it's SQT, aka Theresa

I tried to use my username, but it wouldn't let me.

Anyway.

I have one question.

If I can dance, am I no longer allowed to listen to rock and roll?

 
At 4:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Theresa again

Oh, and don't get me started on Tom Cruise.

Can we just say "psycho" and call it a day?

 
At 4:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I have this thing figured out now. I'm a little slow.

Maternity thong? I shudder to think.

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger Jamie Sobrato said...

Melissa, I'm not sure we needed that maternity thong image, LOL. Thanks a bunch. ;-) But I get where you're coming from. Anything's better than those maternity panties with the mile-wide seat and the waist that comes up to your neck.

Tom Cruise is definitely wacked. But I never liked him much anyway, even before he went publicly nutso.

 
At 9:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will is Canadian. Of *course* I love him.

:::nose in air:::

Cindy

 
At 9:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know I never did mention that I think Starship really does (did?) suck. I mean "we built this city," how horrible was that?

Still like Huey though, can't help it.

 
At 5:20 PM, Blogger Jamie Sobrato said...

Yeah, Theresa, We Built This City used to make me want to take a baseball bat to the radio. Such violence, I know.

 
At 5:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're supposed to change the lyrics to, "We built this kitty on fur and fat."

Any time you don't like lyrics, you change them to reflect one of your pets (or children when they're babies and can't argue), and then they're wonderful.

Cindy

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Jamie Sobrato said...

Oh, Cindy, that's disturbing! It's not just the lyrics that suck in that song. It's the music, and the voices! And now the fat, furry cat!

 
At 12:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know, I think the fur and fat lyrics greatly improve the song.

 
At 1:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well some days it pays to wake up earlier to check out your daughter's blog! You go girl on those thongs! Nothing worse than the panty lines, but I must add that they now need to create low-rider ones for all those skinny chicks that wear hip hugging pants with their thong panties showing above their pants...go figure...

 
At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My husband was just commenting on the strings that sit above a woman's but crack that are supposed to be better than the panty lines we are striving to get rid of. He claims he doesn't like them, but really.....

I like the idea of low rider thongs, I'm not a fan of my undies showing on either end.

 
At 9:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We may be overthinking the whole thong thing, but while we're on the subject... I have those underwear that are like thongs but have a little more to them-- I don't know what they're called.

Anyway, they have these little cutouts above the butt crack that look cool and a little naughty, until you realize that if you wear hip hugger jeans they're going to show. I think that's worse than the string.

Oh, the dilemma of underwear.

 
At 1:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have a link to a picture of some online that you can post?

I don't know, I'll have to look.
I never knew there was so much to talk about when it came to undies either. Though my husband seems to find the subject fascinating.

 
At 3:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jamie

I the link worked fine. Yep,those are the one's. So the undies are called hip huggers too.. good to know.

Let me just say from experience bending over while wearing those is not the best idea.

 

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