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11.07.2005

Opinionate Me

A friend (yeah you, Cindy) made a comment that she finds really opinionated blogs interesting. That made me wonder, am I opinionated enough? Maybe not. So today I will work on having some strong opinions--maybe even controversial ones.

Controversial Opinion #1: Rock and Roll is for people who can't dance.

Controversial Opinion #2: Thong underwear are more comfortable than regular ass-covering ones.

Controversial Opinion #3: People who block the left lane should have to sport embarrassing bumper stickers on their cars that say things like "I don't know how to drive--and it shows!"

Controversial Opinion #4: Will and Grace is a really lame TV show.

Controversial Opinion #5: Brad Pitt is no longer sexy since he cheated on Jennifer.

Whew. Was that controversial enough? Probably not. I can't even think of anything good to be controversial about. (Though I do expect to get some angry letters over the thong comment...I say, if you don't like thongs, go commando! Panty lines are just WRONG.)

24 Comments:

At 9:36 AM, Anonymous Cindy Procter-King said...

You are so bad. I find *some* opinionated blogs interesting. Others I just find a pain in the ass.

I agree with you about Pitt. Unfortunatey, that doesn't stop the hero in my WIP resembling him...but in his JENNIFER days, so I'm safe.

And I LOVE Will and Grace! You are so out of it, Jamie. How's that for controversy?

Cindy

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger Jamie said...

Well, I can imagine why YOU love Will and Grace, but normal human beings... :-P

 
At 3:14 PM, Anonymous melissa said...

Pitt = definitely NOT sexy. That goes for Tom Cruise, too...

Never watched Will and Grace, but I LOVE thongs--and some brilliant soul did invent the maternity thong, which I plan to utilize to the fullest extent. :-)

 
At 4:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jamie, it's SQT, aka Theresa

I tried to use my username, but it wouldn't let me.

Anyway.

I have one question.

If I can dance, am I no longer allowed to listen to rock and roll?

 
At 4:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Theresa again

Oh, and don't get me started on Tom Cruise.

Can we just say "psycho" and call it a day?

 
At 4:29 PM, Anonymous Theresa said...

I think I have this thing figured out now. I'm a little slow.

Maternity thong? I shudder to think.

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger Jamie said...

Melissa, I'm not sure we needed that maternity thong image, LOL. Thanks a bunch. ;-) But I get where you're coming from. Anything's better than those maternity panties with the mile-wide seat and the waist that comes up to your neck.

Tom Cruise is definitely wacked. But I never liked him much anyway, even before he went publicly nutso.

 
At 9:10 PM, Anonymous Cindy Procter-King said...

Will is Canadian. Of *course* I love him.

:::nose in air:::

Cindy

 
At 9:16 PM, Anonymous Theresa said...

You know I never did mention that I think Starship really does (did?) suck. I mean "we built this city," how horrible was that?

Still like Huey though, can't help it.

 
At 5:20 PM, Blogger Jamie said...

Yeah, Theresa, We Built This City used to make me want to take a baseball bat to the radio. Such violence, I know.

 
At 5:43 PM, Anonymous Cindy Procter-King said...

You're supposed to change the lyrics to, "We built this kitty on fur and fat."

Any time you don't like lyrics, you change them to reflect one of your pets (or children when they're babies and can't argue), and then they're wonderful.

Cindy

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Jamie said...

Oh, Cindy, that's disturbing! It's not just the lyrics that suck in that song. It's the music, and the voices! And now the fat, furry cat!

 
At 12:12 PM, Anonymous Theresa said...

I don't know, I think the fur and fat lyrics greatly improve the song.

 
At 1:28 AM, Anonymous Mom in Kentucky said...

Well some days it pays to wake up earlier to check out your daughter's blog! You go girl on those thongs! Nothing worse than the panty lines, but I must add that they now need to create low-rider ones for all those skinny chicks that wear hip hugging pants with their thong panties showing above their pants...go figure...

 
At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Theresa said...

My husband was just commenting on the strings that sit above a woman's but crack that are supposed to be better than the panty lines we are striving to get rid of. He claims he doesn't like them, but really.....

I like the idea of low rider thongs, I'm not a fan of my undies showing on either end.

 
At 7:59 PM, Blogger jamiesobrato said...

LOL, Theresa, I know what you mean. Unfortunately I fear the lowrider thongs still show! I have experienced this personally, I am sad to say. :-O

 
At 8:01 PM, Blogger jamiesobrato said...

Hey Mom, it's about time you check in! There are lowrider thongs as I mentioned above, but they aren't always effective. And then there are the panties that have jewels on the back so that when you bend over some bling bling shows. I'm conflicted about these thongs. On the one hand, it's a cute idea, but on the other hand, doesn't having some fake jewels in your pants kind of hurt?!

 
At 8:02 PM, Blogger jamiesobrato said...

Hey that's weird. I somehow got that picture of myself to disappear from my posts. Good thing--it's annoying to see it over and over and over...

 
At 9:53 PM, Anonymous THERESA said...

We may be overthinking the whole thong thing, but while we're on the subject... I have those underwear that are like thongs but have a little more to them-- I don't know what they're called.

Anyway, they have these little cutouts above the butt crack that look cool and a little naughty, until you realize that if you wear hip hugger jeans they're going to show. I think that's worse than the string.

Oh, the dilemma of underwear.

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger jamiesobrato said...

LOL, I must be a little out on the latest underwear fashions, because I can't even picture what you're talking about, Theresa! Do you have a link to a picture of some online that you can post? (and who knew an underwear conversation could go on this long?)

 
At 1:07 PM, Anonymous Theresa said...

Do you have a link to a picture of some online that you can post?

I don't know, I'll have to look.
I never knew there was so much to talk about when it came to undies either. Though my husband seems to find the subject fascinating.

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger jamiesobrato said...

Theresa, is this anything like you're talking about:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=SF-189938&page=1&cgname=OSPTYLOWZZZ&rfnbr=1928

Hmm, not sure if that link will work since it's all broken up. Crud.

 
At 3:39 PM, Anonymous Theresa said...

Jamie

I the link worked fine. Yep,those are the one's. So the undies are called hip huggers too.. good to know.

Let me just say from experience bending over while wearing those is not the best idea.

 
At 6:12 PM, Blogger jamiesobrato said...

LOL, maybe I don't want to imagine what happens...

 

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