The Controversy Rages On
So Cindy says some controversial blogs are annoying. Was she talking about me??? Is my newfound controversial side annoying, or riveting stuff? Could I get any more paranoid? Could I get any more pointless?
I'm going to think of some more controversial stuff, since we can only talk about thongs and Brat Pitt for so long.
Let's see...controversy...hmmmmm....
Controversial Opinion #32: It should be legal to drive naked (so long as you get dressed before exiting the car, and you cover yourself when passing semi trucks and school buses).
Controversial Opinion #10: Desperate Housewives is poorly written but brilliantly sensationalistic (is that a word?).
Controversial Opinion #16: Blogs are the CB radios of the new millenium. Filled with pointless chatter, only occasionally useful.
Controversial Opinion #48: Women dislike Angelina Jolie because we don't have a big-lipped male equivalent to drool over. We're stuck trying to create a composite Angelina-dude, piecing together Johnny Depp's face, The Rock's...oh, never mind. It's just unfair, that's all. Can anyone think of a guy who's as ridiculously perfect looking as Angelina?
Controversial Opinion #30: If you think my naked driving idea is stupid and unsafe, you're thinking about it too hard.
posted by Jamie Sobrato @ 8:00 PM
5 Comments:
I have nothing important to say, but you're making LOLOLOL, so that's worth a comment. I'm not much for Angelina's lips, sorry. Never have been. They look like they need a good shot of Blistex.
Cindy
You're making ME LOL.
Time for bed...
Cindy
I don't hate Angelina because she's beautiful. I hate her because I'm not as beautiful as her. Should I put my claws away?
Awe, Theresa, you've got Farrah hair! Angelina doesn't stand a chance.
You're right Cindy, the lips are a flaw. But that makes her even more beautiful, because she's not too-perfect-Barbie beautiful.
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