The Controversy Rages On
So Cindy says some controversial blogs are annoying. Was she talking about me??? Is my newfound controversial side annoying, or riveting stuff? Could I get any more paranoid? Could I get any more pointless?
I'm going to think of some more controversial stuff, since we can only talk about thongs and Brat Pitt for so long.
Controversial Opinion #32: It should be legal to drive naked (so long as you get dressed before exiting the car, and you cover yourself when passing semi trucks and school buses).
Controversial Opinion #10: Desperate Housewives is poorly written but brilliantly sensationalistic (is that a word?).
Controversial Opinion #16: Blogs are the CB radios of the new millenium. Filled with pointless chatter, only occasionally useful.
Controversial Opinion #48: Women dislike Angelina Jolie because we don't have a big-lipped male equivalent to drool over. We're stuck trying to create a composite Angelina-dude, piecing together Johnny Depp's face, The Rock's...oh, never mind. It's just unfair, that's all. Can anyone think of a guy who's as ridiculously perfect looking as Angelina?
Controversial Opinion #30: If you think my naked driving idea is stupid and unsafe, you're thinking about it too hard.