Thong of the Day
I know, I really need to stop with the thongs. But Melissa says I should skip those dreary Quote of the Day posts and try doing thongs of the day instead. This sounded like a wonderfully innovative idea to me, and it made me laugh, so why not.
But actually, it's kind of hard to find pictures of thongs on the internet that don't have a woman's ass attached to them. I'm all for freedom of expression, even if it includes a naked ass or two, but I'm trying to run a family kind of blog here.
Oh, wait, no I'm not! Sorry, got confused there for a minute. Well, let's just say that since my audience here is mostly women, I didn't think anyone would really appreciate having yet another reminder that Victoria's Secret models have airbrushed-to-perfection butts.
I could post a guy in a thong, but that just seems so...I don't know. So tawdry? So gay porn?
Here's about as racy as I'm going to get with the photo posting. Behold, me in a thong:
Ha! Fooled you, didn't I? Yes, that's my foot. No, that's not dirt on my toe, it's sand. Why is my foot decorated with shells, you ask? I don't know. Why did I take a picture of it? You ask too many questions.
posted by Jamie Sobrato @ 9:15 PM
14 Comments:
Are you waiting for an aardvark to come nibble your toes? Do aardvarks even like eating rocks? Those are really cute sandals, by the way.
I can't wear thong sandals. As cute as they are (and I do have a cute pair I was tricked into buying this summer) they really REALLY bug that space between my big and index (?) toe. It's like having a piece of popcorn stuck in your teeth.
Cindy
I think he was looking at your shoes because HE'S a weirdo.
Cindy
Forget the shoes--I'm just jealous of the beach you're standing on!!
But I do agree, the foot photo is more appealing than that of an airbrushed butt in the sand.
The pilot was flirting with you! Either that or he had a foot fetish. As far as fetishes go, a foot fetish is a good one for a man to have-- lot's of foot massages. And that's all I'm going to say about that!
Like the thongs by the way. They are also my preferred style of shoe. I am going to need a new wardrobe of thong's next summer since mine are worn out from constant wearing. The only downside is that there is no barrier between your foot and the shoe of your two-year-old when they step on your feet. Oh the sacrifices we make in the name of fashion.
I agree with Theresa. The pilot was thinking of your popsicle toes. And I would NEVER try to detract from my weirdness! I embrace it.
Cindy
It's from an old song called "Popsicle Toes" from the album, The Art of Tea, by Michael Blankety (as in I can't remember his last name). It's a great album - and you'll never think of feet the same way again.
Cindy
Okay, I just checked Amazon. His name is Michael Franks, and you can check out/hear part of the song on Amazon.
Michael Franks, The Art of Tea. It says the CD is from 1990, but the song is way older than that. I first listened to it in 1977! It's a very soft jazzy pop.
The Amazon blippy doesn't do it justice. It ends right when the song gets into, "You're so brave to expose all your Popsicle toes." And then he starts singing about what he wants to do them. It's actually romantic, not weird like it sounds. "We're going to see-saw until we unthaw your Popsicle toes."
One of my fav songs of all time, I guess it's obvious!
Cindy
Any beach is a good beach. I lived in West Hollywood for awhile and went to the Santa Monica beach whenever possible. Complete heaven!
Ooh, West Hollywood. I might need to pick your brain for research info sometime, Theresa. Would you mind? I've got a proposal set in that area, but I'm not sure if it will ever sell.
I only lived in West Hollywood for a year, but I could probably give you some good anecdotes.
Ever hear of a woman named Angeline? If you remember the opening credits of the TV show Moonlighting, there was a billboard of a very buxom blond woman, well that's Angeline. She lived in my apartment building and was kind of a local celebrity. She wasn't famous for doing anything, kind of like Paris Hilton. But she has billboards all over Hollywood with her picture and her name on them--and that's it, oh wait, she also drives a pink corvette.
Her schitck is that she's a real life barbie doll. She likes to put out the rumor that she has some old sugar daddy who supports her and buys all her billboards, but I never saw an old man. I think she's gotta be something like 60 now, a little scary close up.
But she's also hilarious. She always wears pink of some sort, wears platform heels, has a big bouffant hairdo and the biggest fake boobs I've ever seen. Quite the character.
West Hollywood is also known as boystown because of the rather large gay community. There's a bar on the corner of Larrabee (the street I lived on) and Santa Monica blvd. where the boys hang out--mesh shirts, dog collars and all. Yep, quite a colorful town.
Hey Jamie, here's a link to Angelyne's website, I spelled her name incorrectly before, but I found it.
http://www.angelyne.com/
Remember, she's much older than she looks in the pictures, I think most of the photos are older anyway.
Hmmmmmmmm, let me see if I can get the link to work properly.
http://www.angelyne.com/
Still doesn't work, I wonder how you do that properly..........
Hello, I'm just a retiree from Florida surfing around the net and looking for
interesting blogs. Came across your blog and thought I 'd say hi. Good job.
Regards,
Sam
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