Thong of the Day
I know, I really need to stop with the thongs. But Melissa says I should skip those dreary Quote of the Day posts and try doing thongs of the day instead. This sounded like a wonderfully innovative idea to me, and it made me laugh, so why not.
But actually, it's kind of hard to find pictures of thongs on the internet that don't have a woman's ass attached to them. I'm all for freedom of expression, even if it includes a naked ass or two, but I'm trying to run a family kind of blog here.
Oh, wait, no I'm not! Sorry, got confused there for a minute. Well, let's just say that since my audience here is mostly women, I didn't think anyone would really appreciate having yet another reminder that Victoria's Secret models have airbrushed-to-perfection butts.
I could post a guy in a thong, but that just seems so...I don't know. So tawdry? So gay porn?
Here's about as racy as I'm going to get with the photo posting. Behold, me in a thong:
Ha! Fooled you, didn't I? Yes, that's my foot. No, that's not dirt on my toe, it's sand. Why is my foot decorated with shells, you ask? I don't know. Why did I take a picture of it? You ask too many questions.