Welcome to Insanity
I'm not afraid to ask the big questions. Questions like, "How many pairs of shoes can be crammed into a standard-sized suitcase?" and "Will I actually wear 10 different pairs of shoes in two weeks?"
Yes, we have crossed the border into the Romance Writers of America National Conference State of Insanity. Welcome, but be warned. You cannot stay here unless you're in the frantic process of getting your hair done, getting your nails done, getting your toes done, getting various body parts waxed, planning an extensive and detailed wardrobe, and engaging in many last-minute shopping trips.
I'm only exaggerating a little. I mean, I don't actually get anything waxed for the conference, and I'm not into manicures, but everything else, yes, I'm doing it.