Bethany has completed the fill-in-the-blanks for our little Mad Libs game. So now here's the deal: you have to read through them all (in the comments section of this entry) and then vote for the one you like best.
You can't vote for mine. Well, you can, just to kiss up to me, and I might send you a free book or treat you favorably here at the Naked Page by showering you with compliments, but in order for the contest to have a winner, it would be best if you vote for someone else's.
The person with the most votes will get their choice of any or all of my books, signed and mailed to them, including my upcoming July release. I will also strip naked and rub said books all over my body before mailing them, if that pleases the winner. No? No one wants me to do that? Well, I wasn't really going to do it anyway (yes I was).
All other Mad Libs participants will also get a signed copy of The Sex Quotient, my July book, just because I'm feeling all generous and stuff.