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Author Jamie Sobrato's Diary

6.21.2006

Naked Page People Successes

I have no success to gloat about on my own behalf, but I do need to gloat for a few of my dear friends. Bethany just signed with a humongo impressive literary agency, and Cindy just sold a novella.

Yay!!! These are signs of much more success to come. Nake Page People rock.

posted by Jamie Sobrato @ 12:21 PM 39 comments

6.11.2006

Jaded Shaft: The Mad Libs

Bethany has completed the fill-in-the-blanks for our little Mad Libs game. So now here's the deal: you have to read through them all (in the comments section of this entry) and then vote for the one you like best.

You can't vote for mine. Well, you can, just to kiss up to me, and I might send you a free book or treat you favorably here at the Naked Page by showering you with compliments, but in order for the contest to have a winner, it would be best if you vote for someone else's.

The person with the most votes will get their choice of any or all of my books, signed and mailed to them, including my upcoming July release. I will also strip naked and rub said books all over my body before mailing them, if that pleases the winner. No? No one wants me to do that? Well, I wasn't really going to do it anyway (yes I was).

All other Mad Libs participants will also get a signed copy of The Sex Quotient, my July book, just because I'm feeling all generous and stuff.

posted by Jamie Sobrato @ 7:20 PM 41 comments

6.03.2006

Part I: In Anticipation of the Jaded Shaft

Bethany is approximately 4.2 times more brilliant than I, and she of course came up with the solution to our little Jaded Shaft story stalemate. Mad Libs! Okay, now, as a kid, I have to admit I found Mad Libs to be about as interesting as toe jam, but as a frustrated English major with a raunchy sense of humor, I can dig the charms of Bethany's list.

So here's the deal. You provide a list of words that match the list below. Be creative. Make them funny, or weird, or nasty, or sexy, or off the wall, or all of those, or none of those. Bethany will plug the words into the story, and then the fun begins. (Did I get that right?)

noun
adjective
plural noun
body part
article of clothing
exclamation
adjective
exclamation
adjective
adjective
body part
article of clothing
adjective
adjective
verb
body part
body part
sexual position
adjective
article of clothing.
verb
body part
number
greeting
verb
verb
animal
endearment
adjective
noun
body part or feature
adverb
noun
adjective
body part
body part
amount of time
verb
noun
verb
noun
adjective
adjective

posted by Jamie Sobrato @ 4:09 PM 36 comments